Now I don’t know about you, but I’ve had my fair share of people who are famous that I just adore. Yes, I know that they will probably never return my feelings and/or ever know that I exist. But it’s like Santa Claus, you just have to believe.
I can’t explain celebrity crushes more than I can explain quantum physics. But I can say, if you don’t live under a rock, you might have one. People have lists of famous people who they would cheat on their spouses with, or that they’d lose their virginity to, or that they’d tattoo on their bottom. (Yeah, bottom sounds nicer.)
Personally, I don’t need a list. Just by talking to me, in an hour you can usually tell what my favorite movie, song, actor, actress, comedian, color, and pattern are. In that order. But if I had to make a list of my Top 4 Celebrity People I’d Marry, here it goes.
Top 4 Celebrity People I’d Marry
- Liam Dryden: My favorite Scottish person on Earth. I always look forward to your (rare) YouTube videos.
- Logan Lerman: I’ve been in love with you since your Jack & Bobby days.
- Charlie McDonnell: You’re British, funny, and love Doctor Who as much as me. Match made in heaven.
- Bo Burnham: It doesn’t matter how crude you are. You still make me laugh. And you have bloody gorgeous eyes.